Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

dats what good pussy sounds like

I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

As a Italian I can say this looks good

This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

is your name jordan schlansky?

3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

yuh

*Italian Mac and Cheese*

I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

wow i subscribed

I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you
it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

THE WAP DOE

Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

i have the same bed frame

Puncharini your dongoroni

I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

Ah yes heart attack on plate

"From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

That's just way too much Parmesan.
I'd rather use that for pizza.

The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

Hysterical!....great recipe!

Looks good!

I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

The commentary 😆😆😆

Heart burn heart burn burn burn

Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

2:22 he is not wearing pants

My chest hurts wat thing this

Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity,
but srsly it sounds amazing

I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

Butter fetish now a thing

Ridiculous.

This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

"Nice Dissolve"

lol @ the keto gag

“Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams




yes, i googled it

i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

butter fetish?

Eggs

Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

"pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it.
Great video though 🤙

"it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients"
Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

Talk to yass tonight

This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

Lmmfao!!!

AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

Peepee poopoo

If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

I should call her

3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

I subscribed after 90 seconds

I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

Ysac is theDoo

How did you make the noodles by yourself

Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

U too funny b

That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

From the top, make it drop
That's some fettuccine
Get a bucket and a mop
Clean the fettuccine
I'm talkin' mop mop mop
Up that fettuccine
Stop making a mess on my floor
With that fettuccine

From the life calendar
I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93
And that he's currently in his 30's

I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

Amazing

Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

"pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

I like your voice

Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant.
Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

cardi b is quaking rn

The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

Na this is not working without
il vento d'oro

Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video
That means 👫?

This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole