Fettuccine Alfredo - You Suck at Cooking (episode 121)

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Fettuccine Alfredo, as invented by Alfred Di Lelio in 1908, consists of pasta, butter, and parmesan. While it's said he made it for his wife who wasn't eating after giving birth, the truth is more likely that Mr. Alfredo had a cheese and butter addiction. While we may never know the ugly truth, we can continue to enjoy this delicious pasta dish one deadly bite at a time.
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Recipe
.5 parts pasta to
.25 parts butter to
.25 parts parmesan
Cook the pasta, strengthen your wrists, and then do all the things.
The original recipe called for parmesan aged 24 months, which is a young parmesan. I used one aged 36 months so it would taste slightly wiser. Don't even both trying to make the original noodles. It's WAY above your pay grade.

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  • Memonke

    Memonke

    12 ժամ առաջ

    Am I the only one who hates Fettucini Alfredo?

  • C B

    C B

    17 ժամ առաջ

    dats what good pussy sounds like

  • gdlk

    gdlk

    19 ժամ առաջ

    I've added secret ingredient and my girl loved it

  • Fay Anne Aura Arts

    Fay Anne Aura Arts

    23 ժամ առաջ

    So basically it's fancy macaroni and cheese.

  • ClassyAF

    ClassyAF

    Օր առաջ

    10/10 on the delicious sarcasm LOL

  • James Prayter

    James Prayter

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    As a Italian I can say this looks good

  • JR

    JR

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    This dish seems at once like the most delicious thing I'd ever eat but also the last thing I'd ever eat

  • Yonah2E

    Yonah2E

    2 օր առաջ

    is your name jordan schlansky?

  • BS Corvin

    BS Corvin

    3 օր առաջ

    3:16 shit if I was definitively going to live to 93 I’d definitely waste some of those days eating pasta or some shit

  • fantasia yoo

    fantasia yoo

    3 օր առաջ

    yuh

  • Ueu Ch.

    Ueu Ch.

    4 օր առաջ

    *Italian Mac and Cheese*

  • Kuka Simmon

    Kuka Simmon

    4 օր առաջ

    I don’t need to pretend I’m 22 and single Mr. Cooking

  • Tyler

    Tyler

    5 օր առաջ

    wow i subscribed

  • Harriet Gough

    Harriet Gough

    5 օր առաջ

    I dont watch his videos for the cooking, I watch them for the humor

  • SonyTheSunGod

    SonyTheSunGod

    5 օր առաջ

    0:11 any Italians can you confirm this? I wanna know if it's true or not

  • Cesar Rangel

    Cesar Rangel

    5 օր առաջ

    My guy i just came across ur videos! Ur deff original and funny off tops im subscribe 🏴‍☠️

  • DiamondJax08

    DiamondJax08

    6 օր առաջ

    ok, so, i tried this today, with the grating and butter and everything, and I'm here to tell you
    it makes some pretty _banger_ pasta

  • Common Art

    Common Art

    6 օր առաջ

    THE WAP DOE

  • Wondie Kgosiemang

    Wondie Kgosiemang

    7 օր առաջ

    Okay your video is totally fun to watch.. I'm binging 😋

  • I Break Things

    I Break Things

    7 օր առաջ

    So he going to live about 93 years 28 x 1216 = 34048 34048 / 365 = 93.2821918

  • William Sampson

    William Sampson

    8 օր առաջ

    i have the same bed frame

  • Razorbliz

    Razorbliz

    8 օր առաջ

    Puncharini your dongoroni

  • Marcus Enos

    Marcus Enos

    8 օր առաջ

    I have a feeling I’m probably going to use most ysac’s recipes in college

  • Doge Coont

    Doge Coont

    9 օր առաջ

    I put smoked trout and cooking wine in mine. You should give it a try.

  • tarfathewise

    tarfathewise

    9 օր առաջ

    Can you teach us how to cook Meth next? All these other videos are stupid, no offense. That would be very entertaining.

  • Bartosz Ziółkowski

    Bartosz Ziółkowski

    9 օր առաջ

    Ah yes heart attack on plate

  • Melissa Packard Lavin

    Melissa Packard Lavin

    10 օր առաջ

    "From the top , make it drop , thats a Fettuccine"😀 Love it

  • dépaysement

    dépaysement

    10 օր առաջ

    I bought a house in 2012 and I still couldn't afford that much parm. Sub with dandruff.

  • Craig Grady

    Craig Grady

    11 օր առաջ

    As a person who knows someone who visited Italy, your Italian is on-point.

  • SwiftBlade4

    SwiftBlade4

    11 օր առաջ

    That's just way too much Parmesan.
    I'd rather use that for pizza.

  • seavision

    seavision

    11 օր առաջ

    The fact that he says "Pretened you're 22 and single!" implies that he's living a happy life with his wife, Katie.

  • cblue

    cblue

    11 օր առաջ

    Hysterical!....great recipe!

  • Microwave cucumber

    Microwave cucumber

    11 օր առաջ

    Looks good!

  • ROYAL_ T

    ROYAL_ T

    11 օր առաջ

    I have so much respect for you sir but the way you say “Parmesan” is just fucking wrong I’m sorry

  • Nathan Mendoza

    Nathan Mendoza

    11 օր առաջ

    The commentary 😆😆😆

  • Joe york

    Joe york

    12 օր առաջ

    Heart burn heart burn burn burn

  • Adrian Kitson

    Adrian Kitson

    12 օր առաջ

    Five billion nanograms is only 5g. Not 500g. What are Americans so bad at metic?!

  • Fortune Mogoneg

    Fortune Mogoneg

    12 օր առաջ

    2:22 he is not wearing pants

  • Gravy B

    Gravy B

    12 օր առաջ

    My chest hurts wat thing this

  • simqbi

    simqbi

    12 օր առաջ

    Fettuccine Alfredo is simple 3 ingredient dish made out of clogged arteries , heart attack , and obesity,
    but srsly it sounds amazing

  • Khams No

    Khams No

    12 օր առաջ

    I gotta say, i encountered this channel years ago, and his excessive swearing was just not funny, which just seemed like a gimmick(if you could even call that really a gimmick), but over the years this has evolved into a very entertaining channel.

  • gaming Minecraft

    gaming Minecraft

    12 օր առաջ

    Butter fetish now a thing

  • Sue XoXo

    Sue XoXo

    12 օր առաջ

    Ridiculous.

  • TheSmallzfry

    TheSmallzfry

    13 օր առաջ

    This is legit the first time I've gotten alfredo to turn out well, every other time the parmesan just clumps together and doesn't emulsify nicely.

  • Lawrence Kassab

    Lawrence Kassab

    13 օր առաջ

    "Nice Dissolve"

  • JimmyBoogaloo

    JimmyBoogaloo

    13 օր առաջ

    lol @ the keto gag

  • Erik Koch

    Erik Koch

    13 օր առաջ

    “Fettuccine Alfredo is a simple 3 ingredient pasta that’s made using only 3 ingredients.”

  • Roo

    Roo

    13 օր առաջ

    just in case you're wondering, 5 billion nanograms is 5 grams




    yes, i googled it

  • Boken

    Boken

    14 օր առաջ

    i know u cant eat that shit the next day. that butter will just fall off when u heat it up again and then u will have pasta sitting in melted butter

  • GumGoblin

    GumGoblin

    14 օր առաջ

    butter fetish?

  • Bob Bob

    Bob Bob

    14 օր առաջ

    Eggs

  • Dexpo89

    Dexpo89

    14 օր առաջ

    Italian here, we don't have thick wrists, we have machines that grate Parmigiano for us!

  • Tobi Pohan

    Tobi Pohan

    14 օր առաջ

    Oh my god this pasta is scarier than i thought, with the amount of fat holy shit

  • Себастьян Фишер

    Себастьян Фишер

    14 օր առաջ

    "pretend you're 22 and single"... well I am so this shouldn't be a problem

  • The Panda Bookkeeper

    The Panda Bookkeeper

    14 օր առաջ

    Even the thought of eating fettuccine alfredo makes me uncomfortable because of a very graphic nightmare I had when I was a child involving it.
    Great video though 🤙

  • Juli

    Juli

    15 օր առաջ

    "it's a simple three ingredient pasta that is made with only three ingredients"
    Thanks for the clarification, I was wondering if the three ingredient pasta is made with four ingredients...

  • Dezimio

    Dezimio

    15 օր առաջ

    Why does this just looks pasta and durian?

  • Dicey

    Dicey

    15 օր առաջ

    DEAR WHITE PEOPLE PLEASE SEASON YOUR FOOD

  • Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

    Bad Hommie er'ry Mumdolf

    15 օր առաջ

    Talk to yass tonight

  • Derek Jeter

    Derek Jeter

    15 օր առաջ

    This guy is insane. Bruh this guy says a lot of crazy things

  • Nneon Knightt

    Nneon Knightt

    15 օր առաջ

    Lmmfao!!!

  • Prevenge IX

    Prevenge IX

    15 օր առաջ

    AWESOME....both alfredo and the vommintary.

  • the irish monkye man

    the irish monkye man

    15 օր առաջ

    Peepee poopoo

  • Marc Harrison

    Marc Harrison

    15 օր առաջ

    If you dont have fettuccine you can glue spaghetti together. Laughed my ass off, subscribed and continued laughing throughout. Overall great experience

  • Aurora Bjørkavåg

    Aurora Bjørkavåg

    15 օր առաջ

    ‘pretend you’re 22 and single’ KSJSKKSJS

  • mila

    mila

    16 օր առաջ

    jeez i know i suck at cooking. god damn. thanks for rubbing it in my face. one of the many things i just can't do, and will never be able to do. even youtube's algorithms know that i can't do something that should be so easy, and recommends me a channel saying i fucking suck at cooking. I GET IT. at this point gordon fucking ramsay should just come to my house and beat the shit out of me while screaming i can't fucking cook. i can't even *boil water* right.

  • Keith Welsh

    Keith Welsh

    16 օր առաջ

    I should call her

  • Anirban Chakraborty

    Anirban Chakraborty

    16 օր առաջ

    3 heart attack of butter... That should be an international system of measurement of butter.

  • Qi Zhang

    Qi Zhang

    16 օր առաջ

    I subscribed after 90 seconds

  • Erin T.

    Erin T.

    16 օր առաջ

    I love this so much, the puns and jokes the "from the top make it drop" XD I loveeeeeeee ty this brought me happiness

  • Hope Fletcher

    Hope Fletcher

    16 օր առաջ

    You are a funny guy. I just found your channel and will be back for the food and the narrative.

  • ŸümMy GGG

    ŸümMy GGG

    16 օր առաջ

    Ysac is theDoo

  • zey

    zey

    16 օր առաջ

    How did you make the noodles by yourself

  • Mr Davis

    Mr Davis

    16 օր առաջ

    Mr. Alfredo didn't show up to my room. I was very disappointed. Maybe I didn't use enough parmesan.

  • doddles_of thecrafts

    doddles_of thecrafts

    17 օր առաջ

    U too funny b

  • darknight121000

    darknight121000

    17 օր առաջ

    That intro was so beautiful, I’m Italian and I approve.

  • wintrparkgrl

    wintrparkgrl

    17 օր առաջ

    he had 56 years 8 months to live when he posted this

  • Jen

    Jen

    17 օր առաջ

    Late watching this but always amusing to see the aftermath of comments when people try to be quick to get likes right when a vid is uploaded and copy the first most liked comment which is why I'm seeing a ton of dumb castoff "pretend you're 22" ones, and actually managed to get likes in the most unoriginal way, brava.

  • luke pettis

    luke pettis

    17 օր առաջ

    This is my favorite channel keep up the funny content

  • Uri Rennert

    Uri Rennert

    17 օր առաջ

    Damn I have one of those plates you put the butter on

  • Taila Blu

    Taila Blu

    17 օր առաջ

    From the top, make it drop
    That's some fettuccine
    Get a bucket and a mop
    Clean the fettuccine
    I'm talkin' mop mop mop
    Up that fettuccine
    Stop making a mess on my floor
    With that fettuccine

  • Marin Velenik

    Marin Velenik

    17 օր առաջ

    From the life calendar
    I've concluded that ysac expects to die at 90-93
    And that he's currently in his 30's

  • Lorde Gheebus

    Lorde Gheebus

    17 օր առաջ

    I did the math, he has about 57 years left if he doesn’t cross off any more days early.

  • Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ

    Jumana in the Kitchen جمانة في المطبخ

    17 օր առաջ

    Amazing

  • PimpleJThomas

    PimpleJThomas

    17 օր առաջ

    Mmm you’re seriously risking losing all your Italian followers

  • HypnoToad

    HypnoToad

    17 օր առաջ

    Came for the recipe stayed for the laughs😂

  • kitten kitsune

    kitten kitsune

    18 օր առաջ

    "pretend your 22 and single" ahhhh

  • nk

    nk

    18 օր առաջ

    anybody remember the italian intro from pesto in 2018

  • Aulia Ali

    Aulia Ali

    18 օր առաջ

    I like your voice

  • Brady Ryder

    Brady Ryder

    18 օր առաջ

    Its very unlike him to actually grade the cheese

  • Er_ Tapro

    Er_ Tapro

    18 օր առաջ

    It's also called the pasta you eat when you are ill , and you only use a lil piece of butter and that's it (no cheese) . No one in italy with a normal state of mind would make this pasta unless he's feeling very ill ; i can't even imagine someone ordering it at a restaurant.
    Btw Mr.Alfredo is still alive and his restaurant in Rome is mostly visited by tourists , since no italians would actually pay for hospital food .

    • You Suck At Cooking

      You Suck At Cooking

      16 օր առաջ

      Haha all good. I probably should have titled it "original Alfredo" or something. The battle of the restaurant where he first made it (and then sold) and the one he started up afterward is a funny part of the history as well.

    • Er_ Tapro

      Er_ Tapro

      18 օր առաջ

      @You Suck At Cooking i think you're rigth tho he dead , but his restaurant isn't , so you know , i just wanted to complain a little on the internet ; i just wanted to point out that in italy no one makes that type of pasta unless they feel ill , and the recipe that we use , like the one that we actually do , it's just pasta and a little bit of butter ; with that i wanted to say that fettucine alfredo are not an italian dish , cause the only one who makes it that way is this guy called alfredo in his restaurant and Americans . I have been inaccurate but my point wasn't the fact of mr alfredo being alive or not . I'm sorry for wasting your time.

    • You Suck At Cooking

      You Suck At Cooking

      18 օր առաջ

      I didn't realize Alfredo di Lelio was still alive. He should be more famous for holding the record for "longest life lived" at 139.

  • Povilas Berniukevičius

    Povilas Berniukevičius

    18 օր առաջ

    This one plate of pasta is probably dense enough to break the table of droped

  • name surname

    name surname

    18 օր առաջ

    cardi b is quaking rn

  • BlazinThat

    BlazinThat

    18 օր առաջ

    The salt goes in after the water starts to boil and before you put the noods in.

  • ENMA

    ENMA

    18 օր առաջ

    Na this is not working without
    il vento d'oro

  • PlayToy_ Cardi_

    PlayToy_ Cardi_

    18 օր առաջ

    Did u noticed there's 2 people making this video
    That means 👫?

  • ABUBAKR ISMAIL

    ABUBAKR ISMAIL

    18 օր առաջ

    This guy must be trolling us by grating he's cheese manually

  • Daruween

    Daruween

    18 օր առաջ

    You Suck At Cooking makes Adam Ragusea reffrence 😳😳😳

  • Aarti Chawla

    Aarti Chawla

    18 օր առաջ

    Excuse me sir,I AM exactly 22 and single.who told you ? The gods who suck at cooking ?

  • M e

    M e

    18 օր առաջ

    I just pooped and it make such a big explosion that I felt the toilet water go inside my asshole